Grumpy Horse

Once upon a time, there was a Grumpy Horse born in a Manchester stable. He worked hard all his life. The work was boring and uninspiring but the horse carried on with his duty even though it left him a very Grumpy Horse. One day the horse heard the farmer saying that the horse was too old and too grumpy for the boring and uninspiring work and that he planned to kill the horse and replace him. The Grumpy Horse kicked the farmer in the head, showing a passion for life and an agility not seen since his younger years, then bolted over the fence to freedom. He galloped and galloped till he could gallop no more and with heaving lungs found himself in a strange place of concrete and