- Diego Velasco


Diego Velasco is a mysterious producer located somewhere on the South American continent. Details are sketchy, save for the confirmed facts that he has one leg slightly longer than the other and is lactose intolerant. Each new track is dispatched to his label via a black raven. All tracks are said to be composed using nothing but a modified battery charger, a vacuum cleaner and a replica Theremin constructed entirely of scandium obtained from a nearby rare earths mine outside his village. He spent all of 2010 hospitalized after a 'rite of passage' involving Fire Ants went awry. Likes - biltong, long walks at sunset, corn starch Dislikes - Fire Ants, Poison Dart Frogs, cotton wool (due to the texture, not the appearance)