- Cryomorph


Two 19 year old producers/bona-fide Console Cowboys from the cold and unforgiving mountains of Colorado. Raised by Elk, Rams, Badgers and Bobcats and surviving on roots, berries and the occasional lost hiker, they grew 18 years in the forests without knowing technology. One fateful evening, an armed squadron of rogue scientists from the future kidnapped them from their wilderness home and took them far into the future, where they imparted them with knowledge of all things and a sweet Interdimensional hover-jet (with a bitchin' paint job). Now they scream across time and space at speeds unknown by modern man, saving and damning The Omniverse as they see fit.