- Chunky Thunderbolt


Some say that if you whisper the name "Chunky Thunderbolt", he will appear before you, as if transported on wings of gossamer. Others say he is not a man at all, but a manifestation of the divine, here on earth. He is the only person who has ever achieved a negative body-fat reading via the skin fold test. Unconfirmed reports suggest he was born somewhere in the Sahara desert to a father who wasa "king of men" and a mother who enjoyed fashioning various bric a brac out of improbably large balls of twine. For $10 and some free drink vouchers he will DJ at your wedding or 21st birthday. Just whisper "Chunky Thunderbolt".